Ill try not to be an ass here.... so ill start apologysing myself for whats next
I KNOW its a flash game and it is inteded in this case to be silly and comic.... yet i think you overdid it a bit.
The art is..almsot as awfull as an stickman game( some of those at least have some background images) i mean whith just like 10 secs you could have avoid them all having blurry dead eyes...
the history is crappy (as you described yourself) yet i gotta admit i laughted every few seconds.
the background music was gonna make me comiy suicide...so freaking repetitive and out of context whith the actions...
About the "minigames"....they are fine, since they are not minigames but scenes...yet i warn you the matches box have a bug...i literally moved the match backwards to see if it turned on and it did...not sure if you wanna fix that
anyway i hope not to offend you and i encourage you to kee this saga..just polish it a litle..please!